Category Archives: Random Ramblings

I Hate Creepy Old Dudes

Posted on April 29, 2009 by Jess

Unfortunately, every big office has its share of perverts.  Since our building is huge, we have a higher ratio of old creepy dudes.  You become accustomed to the ones that make comments and know which ones to avoid if you’re … Continue reading →

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A Little Bit Quirky

Posted on April 22, 2009 by Jess

I’ve seriously tried but I cannot contain the incessant giggling that ensues when I look at this picture.  I actually sound like a tiny horse laughing.   I’m weird.  I know.  I’m completely aware of this.  I actually like to … Continue reading →

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Tuesdays Are Officially Strange

Posted on April 9, 2009 by Jess

I know you all have been looking forward to me having another run-in with Mortimer.  I’ve been ridiculously pleased with his absence of annoyance but, as always, nothing lasts forever.  Well, except my awesomeness but that’s deserving of an entirely … Continue reading →

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Life Questions

Posted on March 30, 2009 by Jess

During some hours of insomnia last week, I had a few pondering questions roll through ma brains.  Some perplexed me more than others.  1) How many people have to know about something in order for it to be considered common … Continue reading →

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Hallo

Posted on March 28, 2009 by Jess

Hi, my name is Ruby and I like long walks around my neighborhood, sunbathing, and bringing dead frogs to my Mom. Sorry, we’ve been on a bit of a blog break lately.  Ryan was out of town for a business … Continue reading →

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Hilarious Cat Prank

Posted on March 10, 2009 by Jess

HA HA!  Thanks, G Man.

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Marketing Innuendos

Posted on March 10, 2009 by Jess

I would like to share with you some borderline derogatory advertisements that were on display in DC this past weekend.     I guess there are several possible reasons as to how these made it to print. My thoughts: 1) QA … Continue reading →

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Big Fat Bloated Pimply Biotch

Posted on March 3, 2009 by Jess

My “girl time” is rapidly approaching so I’m going to use my typing skills and access to the web to bitch and do some awesome self-loathing this morning.  Are you excited?  I am. For starters: If you’re a guy, I … Continue reading →

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I Want A Merit Badge

Posted on February 25, 2009 by Jess

So, I had something quite liberating happen yesterday; I went toe-to-toe with Mr. Jess.  We all know he’s an asshole in his own right; he’s cranky when he’s tired, and he’s cranky when he’s hungry.  It’s what makes him special.  … Continue reading →

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Being A Mom Is Fun

Posted on February 19, 2009 by Jess

So, earlier this evening, the boys were tuning in to their regularly scheduled animated series on Cartoon Network called 6teen.  I hate this show because it’s Canadian and stupid but I put up with it out of love and kindness.  … Continue reading →

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