Category Archives: Bitching About Work

Big Boobs and Stuff

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Jess

Oh, I hate days like the one I had today.  I was bitten by the jealousy bug.  That damn thing.  Mine came in the form of envy over a young co-op’s big breasts.  I know; it’s ridiculous.  I’m hardly EVER … Continue reading →

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Find A Happy Place…

Posted on July 13, 2009 by Jess

I’m honestly the last person on earth that should have ever been placed in a cubicle for 8 hours a day.  If I were brain dead, being idle would be perfect.  But, being that my mind races at 100mph with randomness, … Continue reading →

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I Hate Creepy Old Dudes

Posted on April 29, 2009 by Jess

Unfortunately, every big office has its share of perverts.  Since our building is huge, we have a higher ratio of old creepy dudes.  You become accustomed to the ones that make comments and know which ones to avoid if you’re … Continue reading →

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Tuesdays Are Officially Strange

Posted on April 9, 2009 by Jess

I know you all have been looking forward to me having another run-in with Mortimer.  I’ve been ridiculously pleased with his absence of annoyance but, as always, nothing lasts forever.  Well, except my awesomeness but that’s deserving of an entirely … Continue reading →

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An Idle Jess is a Crazy Jess

Posted on January 13, 2009 by Jess

Today is the first time I’ve longed for one of those blankets with sleeves.  I laugh at the infomercials every time they appear on television but today I’m thinking “How clever; I can wear a blanket AND still use my … Continue reading →

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Suck Ass

Posted on January 7, 2009 by Jess

If I had balls, today could suck ‘em.  A hellacious hurricane-like storm rolled through EARLY this morning, waking me up at 4 am.  I’m a long time sufferer of insomnia so, needless to say, it wasn’t easy for me to … Continue reading →

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Nice Hand Shake

Posted on December 17, 2008 by Jess

I either have a man hand shake or everyone I’ve met in the last week is a sissy. I’ve met five new people since last Saturday and the only reason those meetings stand out is because they ALL had queer hand … Continue reading →

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I Need A Sociopath Repellant

Posted on December 9, 2008 by Jess

So, Thursday morning, I came in to work and realized I couldn’t find my spiral notebook.  I keep all of my notes in there; work and personal related.  Surely, no one would have purposely taken it so I was trying … Continue reading →

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Idiot Encounters

Posted on December 1, 2008 by Jess

Aside from 1) threatening my kids, or 2) wasting my time, the third most popular thing that pisses me off is having someone in my personal space. To aggravate the situation more, have someone get up in my shit at … Continue reading →

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Word of the Day: Balls

Posted on September 30, 2008 by Jess

IT’S PAY DAY!  Thank you, God!  Unfortunately, 6% 40% of my pay check is ear-marked for bills. Blah!  This pay period looks like I’ll have a little left over to spend on myself though.  FINALLY!  Eye brow wax, here I … Continue reading →

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