Author Archives: Jess

Yes, I Still Have Chronic Insomnia (1:33am)

Posted on October 9, 2010 by Jess

Have you ever wakened with your finger in your nose?  It’s a puzzling, yet awkward feeling.  I had my nails done two weeks ago for the first time and some girlfriends told me that the best way to pick your … Continue reading →

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Moral of the Day: Don’t Look at Porn at Work

Posted on October 5, 2010 by Jess

Ryan showed me this video the other day and we haven’t stopped laughing since.  We even find ourselves saying it to each other.

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Yay, the Summer of 2010 is Over!

Posted on October 3, 2010 by Jess

I know an apology for my absence is warranted but I’ll probably skip that part.  I’ll tell you WHY I’ve been on a summer hiatus but not “apologize”. Ryan’s last post involved a scorned he/she ninja WoW (World of Warcraft) … Continue reading →

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Whoops

Posted on May 2, 2010 by Jess

Don’t judge us; we’re good parents.  But this is what can happen when you forget it’s picture day at school.  Jake looks like Lloyd Christmas as a child and Nathan looks like he just snorted a line of coke after … Continue reading →

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Big Boobs and Stuff

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Jess

Oh, I hate days like the one I had today.  I was bitten by the jealousy bug.  That damn thing.  Mine came in the form of envy over a young co-op’s big breasts.  I know; it’s ridiculous.  I’m hardly EVER … Continue reading →

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My Life’s To-Do List Sucks

Posted on March 6, 2010 by Jess

I have some bitchin allergies going on, Ryan is at a friend’s 30th birthday party that included a SCAVENGER HUNT, no fair, and before he left, he loaded the boys up on beans, sausages and candy.  Thanks, ass!  I will … Continue reading →

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I Want a Baby Something

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Jess

Ryan won’t let me have a tea cup piglet!  He won’t let me have another cat; he won’t let me have a puppy; so piglets are extremely out of the question.  I kind of mentioned the idea of a ferret … Continue reading →

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The Warrior and the Egg

Posted on February 20, 2010 by Jess

Welp, as luck would have it, my sons were home alone with me when I received my “monthly bill”.  Normally, everything goes unnoticed by the boys, mainly because Ryan is able to distract them for a few hours.  But, on … Continue reading →

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Wuzza

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Jess

I’d hoped my grand re-entrance into the blog world would be like having our readers envision me riding in on a unicorn, keyboard in hand, while trumpets played in the background.  Instead, I’m just gonna bust on in sayin “HEY … Continue reading →

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WTF – Family Photos: Christmas ’08

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Jess

This pretty much captures the strange that is our family.  Never a dull moment; that’s for sure.

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