Holy moly – look at the last time our lazy asses posted to this stupid blog – November 2010. So a good 7 months have passed since we last shared our wisdom with both of our readers. A lot has happened in those 7 months. I won’t bore you with the details – I’ll just bore you with the highlights.
- We have since moved from good ole central Georgia up to good ole northern Virginia
- Some parts of Virginia are just as redneck as some parts of Georgia
- The wife is having a hard time finding employment
- We still haven’t sold our house in Georgia
- It’s expensive to live in Virginia
- Handling a mortgage and rent with less household income sucks
- Oh – and most importantly – our oldest boy shit in the woods behind our house
Last week, Jake came running into the house with his pants mostly pulled up – his butt was just hanging out. He informed us that he just couldn’t make it into the house and had to go behind a bush. He proceeded to describe in detail how it happened – way too much detail. He even noted that after the evacuation was complete “a fly landed on it”. And just in case this blog is still around years from now, here is his picture so that any future girlfriends will know what they are getting into.
- I feel so dirty……and 5 pounds lighter
Although he did crap in our yard, he’s very talented with some aspects of music. He doesn’t actually play any instruments – yet – but he’s pretty good with putting loops together. We’ve had our iMac for over a year now, but just started playing with the Garage Band software. If you’re not familiar with the program, it has several beats, loops, etc from various instruments that you can arrange to make your own music. It also lets you record your own instrument, but we haven’t gotten that far yet. I’ll leave you with the music he made on the first day playing with Garage Band.