Mad Talent Skilz

So the boys demanded that we go to their school’s talent show last night.  I normally don’t take orders from people that think it’s funny to place their bare testicles on my bed.  However, since all proceeds went to Relay For Life to support the fight against breast cancer, I couldn’t say no.  The cafeteria housing the talent show soon filled with annoying people, most of which apparently think showers are optional luxuries.  But it’s about the kids, right?  Right?  Then why did they have Pre-K students dancing to R. Kelly songs?  Is it only 14-year old girls with a hankering for golden showers that should be worried?   But out of all the blandness that an elementary talent show has to offer, one act stood out.  One girl twirled a hula hoop to music while doing mundane things such as eating Cheez Its , drinking water, and even crocheting.   Not overly entertaining, just very random things all put together into one masterpiece.  Bravo, hula hoop kid. You have a whole lot of meadiocrity (see what I did there) to look forward to in your long and meaningless life.