I have some bitchin allergies going on, Ryan is at a friend’s 30th birthday party that included a SCAVENGER HUNT, no fair, and before he left, he loaded the boys up on beans, sausages and candy. Thanks, ass! I will however comment on the fact that I saw the best concert of my life last Saturday night. Muse has been my favorite band for a few years now but I never thought I’d ever see them live since they are primarily based out of Europe. I can actually say they were on my life’s to do list; along with going to the Sydney Opera House and meeting Daniel Tosh! Baby steps, I know. Anyway, I don’t usually drink beer because I am one of those lucky humans that has been blessed with Epilepsy so I’m on an ass load of medication 24/7. But, I took a MAJOR chance last Saturday and drank two “big gulps” of Bud Light, not to mention the dumb-assity of subjecting myself to a laser show; FYI – seizure trigger. But, I did alright and had just enough alcohol to find everything to be absolutely fantastic. No twitchin from this lady, other than ma booty. There were two bands total and Silversun Pickups was the opening act. They were awesome. But when Muse hit the stage, they literally rocked my face off. My voice was hoarse and I couldn’t hear for the next 24 hours but it was seriously worth it.
Jess’s Life To-Do List
Ryan (uh wink)
See Muse Live
Visit Sydney Opera House
Meet Daniel Tosh
Oh, and turn my aspiring photography hobby into a career
I did at one time have the desire to own a Dachshund Farm but I grew out of it. The thought of little wiener puppies running around in an open field just made me happy. But then I thought about who’d have to clean up the puppy poo and I quickly lost interest. I do, however, have a friend whose Mom is going to start an Alpaca Ranch and I giggle every time I think about it. Could you shave the Alpaca, knit a sweater with its fiber and then put the sweater back on the Alpaca? Is that weird?